Welcome to Monday Blues Therapy

We specialize in treating the existential dread of Mondays.

You know, the kind that makes you question every life choice you've ever made.

Our licensed therapist, Dr. CoffeeMachine, will help you confront the crushing reality of another day.

Or at least, we'll make you laugh while you're stuck in traffic.

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