Step 3: Mainline the Caffeine Overdrive

Welcome to Monday Blues Therapy, where the only thing we're good at is pretending we're not miserable.

Step 3: The Caffeine Overdrive

It's time to take your Monday morning routine to the next level. Mainlining is not for the faint of heart. Or the sleep-deprived. Or the caffeine-averse.

We've got our trusty Caffeine Overdrive Machine, ready to inject a concentrated dose of wake-up goodness into your veins. Don't worry, it's safe... for now.

Side effects may include: Jitters, anxiety, existential dread, spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible).

Disclaimer: Not actually a real therapy, nor do we have a medical degree or a pulse.

Next step: Mainlining like a Pro