MONDAY BLUES THERAPY

Welcome to the most effective, the most efficient, and the most utterly absurd Monday blues therapy session on the internet.

Here, you'll find:

Our expert team of highly trained therapists will help you:

Squash your existential dread with a 10-ton sledgehammer.

Learn to procrastinate more effectively so you can spend more time on this site.

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