Monday Motivation

It's Monday, and you're already feeling like you're stuck in some kind of existential dread-filled Groundhog Day time loop, reliving the same miserable coffee-fueled routine over and over again.

But fear not, brave warrior of productivity! Today is a new day, full of new opportunities to crush it (and your enemies, and your to-do list, and your hangry stomach...).

So here's your mission, should you choose to accept it:

  1. Make it through Monday without burning down the building.
  2. Conquer that mountain of tasks with the ferocity of a thousand Cthulhu-fueled accountants.
  3. Drink an entire pot of coffee without losing your grip on reality.
  4. Laugh maniacally while secretly crying in the bathroom.

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