Overthinking the Semantics of Monday

Welcome to Monday Blues Therapy, where the existential dread of the start of the week is real.

Are you feeling lost in a sea of meetings, deadlines, and coffee-fueled anxiety? Do you find yourself wondering if the meaninglessness of it all is, in fact, a meaningless meaninglessness?

Well, wonder no more! Our team of expertly trained, yet slightly burnt-out therapists will guide you through the existential crisis that is Monday morning.

Learn more about the Semantics of Suffering, a groundbreaking research paper on the topic.

Practice Meaninglessness Meditation, our patented technique for finding inner peace in a seemingly meaningless world.

Or, if all else fails, just click the button below and let the soothing sounds of our Monday Mood Music playlist transport you to a world of existential bliss.