Monday Blues Therapy: Privacy Policy
Warning: this policy may contain spoilers.
What We Don't Do
- We won't read your email, unless it's really interesting.
- We won't sell your personal data, unless we really need the money.
- We won't judge your cat's haircut, unless it's a mullet.
What We Do Do
- Store your data in a secret underground bunker, guarded by robots.
- Use it for nefarious purposes, like predicting the exact time you'll eat your lunch.
- Share it with our evil twin brother, who's secretly controlling the world from a nearby island.
By visiting this site, you agree to our terms and conditions, which are probably in the fine print on that one line you skipped.