Monday Blues Therapy: Privacy Policy

Warning: this policy may contain spoilers.

What We Don't Do

• We won't read your email, unless it's really interesting.
• We won't sell your personal data, unless we really need the money.
• We won't judge your cat's haircut, unless it's a mullet.

What We Do Do

• Store your data in a secret underground bunker, guarded by robots.
• Use it for nefarious purposes, like predicting the exact time you'll eat your lunch.
• Share it with our evil twin brother, who's secretly controlling the world from a nearby island.

By visiting this site, you agree to our terms and conditions, which are probably in the fine print on that one line you skipped.