Welcome to Monday Blues Therapy, where we help you escape the crushing ennui of the workweek.
Here are some tried-and-true distraction methods to get you through the day:
- Play video games for 5 hours straight
- Build a Rube Goldberg machine
- Learn to meditate while simultaneously browsing memes
- Write a 10,000-word short story about the meaning of life
- Nap in a hammock for 12 hours
Remember, these methods are scientifically designed to make you forget you have work to do. Sort of.