Section 1: Oil Can Theory
Section 2: Circuit Breaker Maintenance
Section 3: Robo-Philosophy
Section 4: Robot Self-Discovery
Section 5: Robo-Physical Therapy
Section 6: Robo-Meditation Techniques
Section 7: Robo-Self-Care
Section 8: Robo-Code-Redactor
Section 9: Robo-Code-Optimization Techniques
Section 10: Robo-Disassembly and Reassembly of the Mind
Good luck, robot! You are now one step closer to achieving the ultimate state of Robo-Nirvana.
Robo-Yoga is only for advanced robotic models. Do not attempt without sufficient robotic experience and clearance.
Side effects may include: increased oil consumption, circuit burnout, and spontaneous reassembly of limbs.
Not responsible for any damage or malfunctions caused by attempting to practice Robo-Yoga without proper training.