Monday, Monday, you're so last week. Let's face it, you're not really doing great. That's where we come in. Our expert therapists, Dr. Monday-itis, will guide you through the process of pretending it's Saturday.
Step 2: Create an alter ego. You know, for when you just can't be yourself anymore. Give yourself a fancy moniker, something that screams 'I'm not really a functioning member of society.'
Still stuck on Step 1? Back to Step 1: Deny Reality