Welcome to Monday Morning Hacks, where we'll try to help you forget that you're slowly losing your mind due to Monday blues.
1. Set your alarm clock to go off at 3 AM. Trust us, it's worth it.
2. Drink a whole pot of coffee. Don't worry, the caffeine will just make you more anxious, which is totally normal.
3. Put on your favorite "I'd rather be sleeping" outfit. You know, the one with the sweatpants and the "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.
More Sleep Deprivation Hacks1. Pretend to be a functioning member of society. It's easy, just put on a fake smile and start pretending to be interested in the weather.
2. Use a whiteboard to scribble out your "to-do" list. It's like a work of art, really.
3. Practice your "I'm not a morning person" face in the mirror. You know, for when you need to convince your coworkers you're not a zombie.
More Faking It Hacks1. Watch cat videos. It's research, really. You're just trying to learn about the art of napping.
2. Read the entirety of Wikipedia's article on the history of the office chair. Fascinating stuff.
3. Learn to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. It's all about the technique, really.
More Procrastination HacksRemember, Monday mornings are like that one aunt at the family reunion. They're always a little weird, but you've got this.