Monday Blues Therapy: Technique 2 - Stay in Bed

Because adulting is hard, and Mondays are harder.

Step 1: Pretend to be a hermit

Lock yourself in a room, or a closet, or a cardboard box. It's not ideal, but it's a start.

Put on your comfiest pajamas, and a pair of slippers. You know, for comfort.

Order pizza, and a six-pack of beers. You've earned it.

Now, watch cat videos, or reruns of 'The Price is Right'. Anything to avoid human interaction.

Step 2: Pretend to be a hermit (more seriously this time) Step 3: Scream at inanimate objects (optional, but recommended)

Side effects:

Increased productivity: 0%

Improved mental health: -100%

Heightened sense of existential dread: 100%

Unrealistic expectations from family and friends: 100%