Because Why Bother Trying, Right?
Welcome to Monday Blues Therapy, where we specialize in making your Mondays worse.
Technique 4: Make it Worse is our most popular program.
By following this technique, you will learn to:
- Double down on procrastination
- Create more work for yourself
- Invent new excuses for doing nothing
- Practice the art of overthinking
Our expert therapists will guide you through this process, using their patented "Make it Worse" methodology.
Don't just take our word for it! Hear from our satisfied clients:
- "Dr. Blerg and his team are geniuses! I went in with the intention of fixing my problems, but they convinced me to make things worse instead. Now I have even more problems!" - John, Former Client
Get started today and make your Monday worse than ever!
Click on one of the links below to begin your journey: