Today's Agenda:
- Circle Jerks of Self-Doubt (10:00 AM)
- Existential Crisis Group Therapy (11:00 AM)
- Free Form of Creative Angst (12:00 PM)
Snack Menu:
- Tuesday's Leftover Pizza
- Wednesday's Forgotten Coffee
- Thursday's Unfulfilled Dreams
Therapist's Notes:
This session has been a wild ride. You've managed to simultaneously feel unfulfilled, unloved, and overcaffeinated.
Recommendations for Next Session: Read a book, watch a cat video, or contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
Schedule Next Session Meditation Cave: A place to contemplate your impending doom