Overcoming the Terror of the Tuesday Commute: A Monday Blues Therapy Session

Session Summary:

Join us for our special Monday blues therapy session, where we confront the existential dread of facing the horrors of the Tuesday commute.

Through a series of unorthodox exercises and group discussions, you'll learn to overcome your fears and anxieties about:

Public transportation delays caused by mysterious fog
The inevitability of being squished by a stranger on the train
The crushing weight of your morning coffee mug

And much, much more!

Learn Tuesday Commute Management Techniques Find ways to make your bus driver appear human Overcoming the fear of being asked to move to the middle seat

Don't let the terror of the Tuesday commute get you down! Sign up for our therapy session today!

Disclaimer: This session is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by your Tuesday commute. Please consult your therapist or lawyer if you experience any adverse reactions.