Why didn't I get sleep?
It's not you, it's your cat. Your cat is secretly training you to be a night owl. They're a feline cult leader, and you're just a pawn in their paws.
Here are some possible reasons why you didn't sleep:
- Maybe it's the cat's doing some sort of feline ninja training, and you're just a sleep-deprived human sacrifice.
- Perhaps it's the cat's way of protesting the lack of catnip in your household.
- Or maybe, just maybe, it's because you're a human, and humans are supposed to be awake during the day.