Why is it Monday Already? | Monday Blues Therapy

Ugh, welcome to Melancholy Monday Morning, where the sun has barely set and the existential dread of the week ahead is palpable.

Are you tired of wondering where the weekend went? Do the impending meetings, emails, and deadlines fill you with dread? Do you feel like you've been trapped in a never-ending loop of Tuesday Forever?

Our Therapists

Meet our team of expert therapists, each with their own unique approach to helping you cope with the crushing ennui of Monday:

Dr. Sarcasm-O-Matic - Expert in the art of eye-rolling and witty put-downs.
Dr. Existential Crisis - Specializing in making you question the meaning of life.

Our Services

From individual counseling to group therapy sessions, we offer a range of services to help you survive the horrors of Monday:

Meditation Mondays - Learn to quiet your mind and find inner peace, even on the most chaotic of days.
Weekly Rants - Share your frustrations with others who understand, and possibly even laugh at your suffering.

Don't wait any longer - contact us today to schedule your appointment and start facing the prophets of doom that is Monday with confidence!

Disclaimer: Our therapists are not responsible for your productivity, happiness, or general well-being. They can, however, provide a good excuse for why you're not meeting your deadlines.