Monday Blues Therapy: Because Sunday's Panic is Just the Warm-Up

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Monday's Worries

You've got the blues, and it's only Monday.

We've got a special cure for you, courtesy of our expert team of highly trained therapists who are also experts in procrastination and Netflix binge-watching.

Don't let the weekend's false promises of productivity get you down! Come for a session of cathartic complaining, andประก leave feeling better, or at least more anxious about the impending existential dread of Tuesday.

Weekly Blues Solution

We've got the solution to all your Monday worries, and it's not a participation trophy.

Our patented, totally-not-made-up, definitely-not-tested-on-actual-people "Blues-O-Matic" therapy technique will have you laughing, crying, and questioning the point of getting out of bed in no time.

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