Why don't you just get a job? A therapy session
Our therapist, Dr. Couch, will help you confront the root causes of your crippling unemployment anxiety. Together, you'll work through your feelings about being a professional slacker.
Session includes:
- Free coffee
- Unconditional acceptance
- Guaranteed 100% employment rate (just kidding)
- A 4px thick black border to separate your psyche from your reality
Don't wait any longer, book your appointment today! Read about our special on 'My Job Isn't Paying the Bills'