Welcome to the Monday Blues Coffee Mug Support Group, where the only thing we take more seriously than our coffee is our existential dread.
Are you tired of Mondays? Do you feel like you're stuck in some kind of never-ending nightmare? Do you just need someone to commiserate with about the crushing weight of another day ahead?
Look no further! Join us, and let's wallow in the collective misery of our Monday blues.
Join us for therapy sessions with our licensed, highly-trained (in the art of doing nothing) therapists Check out our collection of Monday-motivational posters, guaranteed to crush your spirits Don't forget to order our exclusive Monday Blues Coffee Mug Rental Service - because who needs personal property, anyway? Read our mission statement, if you dare (it's really not that long)