Phase 3: The Monday Blues

You know what they say about Mondays.

They say you're 37% more likely to die on a Monday than any other day of the week.

But don't just take it from us, here's some stats: stats

We've got the perfect solution for you: Coffee to fuel your existential dread.

Or if you're feeling really bold, you could try Panic Attack Squad, our team of expert Monday-masters.

Or, you know, you could just Sulk in the corner and pretend it's not happening.