We've got just the prescription for you: a healthy dose of sarcasm, a side of eye-rolling, and a pinch of existential dread. Welcome to Monday Blues Cures, where our doctors are trained in the art of making Mondays slightly less miserable.
Try our patented cure for the Monday Blues:
- Overpriced Therapy - where our team of highly trained, yet somehow still employed, therapists will charge you an arm and a leg for their expert advice.
- Caffeine Injection - a free, but highly addictive, shot of liquid wakefulness guaranteed to make you question your life choices.
- Forced Cheering - our team of highly trained, yet somehow still employed, cheerleaders will force you to be merry, whether you want to or not.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary happiness
- Increased productivity (only until you realize you're working on a Monday)
- Regret