It's Monday. The worst. Here's some advice:

1. Eat a donut. No, not just one donut. A whole box of donuts. Your arteries will hate you.

2. Listen to the sound of your alarm clock screaming "TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE WORST" on repeat.

3. Stare at the clock, willing it to move faster, but it won't.

4. Call in sick and claim you have the plague. That usually works.

Or... just declare it's not your problem:

IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!

Click here for more tips on how to avoid Monday's wrath.

Or, if all else fails, just remember:

Monday will get worse, but it's not the end of the world. Yet.

Or is it?...