ENERGY BOOSTING COFFEE-ECONOMICS
When the weekend's gone and Monday's here, we know what you're thinking: "I need coffee, I need it now!"
We've got you covered with our patented Caffeine-Overload Treatment:
- Drink 5+ cups of coffee, stat!
- Sing "I Will Survive" on repeat while sipping
- Perform 17 consecutive jumping jacks to get those endorphins pumping!
Side effects may include: exhaustion, anxiety, and a temporary loss of sanity.
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