Welcome to Monday Blues Remedies, where the only thing we're good at is making Mondays slightly less terrible.
We have a variety of remedies for your Monday morning woes:
Why does my cat hate me? I had one too many margaritas last night... Why is my coffee so bad today? I wish I could play the guitar betterOr, if all else fails, you could just take a nap:
Why do I need to pretend to be a grown-up again?Because, let's face it, adulting is just a myth created to torture us.