MONDAY BLUES: Power Ballad Therapy Session
Monday mornings are tough, aren't they? The weekend's over, the bills are due, and the cat's hairball is still on the carpet.
We've got just the cure for what ails you: a Power Ballad Therapy Session.
For just $50, our team of expert therapists will rock your world with:
- Face-melting, soul-stirring power ballads
- Personalized hairball removal services
- A complimentary coffee IV drip
Don't let the Monday blues get you down. Book your session today!
Weekly Blitz Schedule
Weekly Blitz Schedule
Come for the ballads, stay for the Blitz!
Our Weekly Blitz schedule is as follows:
- Monday: 'Tears in Heaven' by Eric Clapton
- Tuesday: 'Stairway to Heaven' by Led Zeppelin
- Wednesday: 'Hallelujah' by Jeff Buckley
- Thursday: 'Black No. 1' by Type O Negative
- Friday: 'Don't Fear the Reaper' by Blue Oyster Cult
- Saturday: 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen
- Sunday: 'Sunday, Bloody Sunday' by U2
Tuesday Specials