Task Blackhole Techniques: The Art of Doing Nothing
When the task at hand becomes too much, just like a blackhole in space, it sucks all productivity out of you. But fear not, dear procrastinator, for we have some techniques to help you cope:
1. The Classic Stare: Stare at the task for exactly 17 minutes, then take a 30-minute break.
2. The Binge-Watching Method: Watch cat videos until you forget what you were supposed to do.
3. The Extreme Irony: Do the opposite of what you need to do, just for the sheer thrill of it.