Schedule of Suffering
- 08:00 - Wake up, human, and realize you're already late
- 08:30 - Caffeine injection: attempt #1
- 09:00 - Commute to job that slowly drains your soul
- 12:00 - Lunch break: eat something beige and regret it
- 13:00 - Afternoon slump: stare at wall
- 17:00 - Commute back home: repeat
- 19:00 - Dinner: reheat last night's pizza
- 20:00 - Evening routine: scroll through social media
- 21:00 - Bedtime: dream of being a sloth
Don't forget to schedule your therapy sessions!