Monday Morning Philosophy

The meaning of Monday is not just a day of the week, no, it's a state of mind. A never-ending cycle of existential dread and crippling coffee dependence.

Monday Morning Maxims

• Everything is just a probability cloud, and the probability of getting out of bed is low.
• Your morning routine is just a complex algorithm waiting to be optimized.

And so, the question of the day is: will you survive this week?