Why You Should Avoid Bob

Bob is being his usual annoying self. He's breathing down your neck, asking you to do pointless tasks, and making you wonder if he's secretly a robot.

Here are some reasons why you should avoid Bob today:

He's got a meeting with the boss at 2 PM and will be talking about you for hours.
His stapler is on the fritz and he'll need you to fix it for him.
He's got a new "urgent" task for you that's actually just a bunch of busywork.

Learn how to escape the lobby without getting caught by Bob

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Why You Should Avoid Bob