Ugh, another Monday. The developer's worst nightmare. Coffee-fueled existential dread. The never-ending cycle of bug reports, meetings, and pointless meetings about meetings.
But fear not, dear reader! For we have a solution for this soul-sucking abyss of a day: more meetings. Yes, you heard that right. More meetings. Because, you know, more meetings = more productivity.
Chapter 1: The Art of Pretending to Care | The Joy of Endless Debugging | The Futility of Code Refactoring