Our Expert Therapist

Monday's got you down? Our expert therapist, Dr. Blerg, is here to help you cope with the existential dread of another week.

Schedule a session with Dr. Blerg

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, we've got a 50% off deal on stale coffee and yesterday's donuts!

Visit our therapy ball pit for an additional fee

Disclaimer: Our therapy sessions are completely not real and will not, in fact, make you any less miserable.

Side effects may include: increased anxiety, spontaneous combustion, and/or spontaneous combustion of your social life.

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