We're not just a coffee shop, we're an experience. A journey into the abyss of overpriced, artisanal coffee drinks. Where the daily grind is not just a necessity, but an adventure.
Try our signature drink, the "I'll-never-make-it-to-the-bank-but-it'll-taste-good-for-a-sec" - a concoction of espresso, foam, and regret, priced at $25 for a small cup and $50 for the large.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try our limited edition "I'm-a-banker-but-I-want-to-be-a-hipster" drink, featuring a dash of activated charcoal and a sprinkle of edible gold dust, all for the low, low price of $100.
Don't forget to pair it with our selection of artisanal, small-batch, hand-crafted cookies - each one a unique, hand-painted masterpiece, priced at $5 per cookie, or 3 for $15.