Welcome to Monday Blues, where the only constant is the ache in your back
Monday morning is here. The sun is not shining, the coffee is cold, and your manager is breathing down your neck.
It's time to face the music and tackle that never-ending to-do list. Or, you know, just pretend you're doing it and hope nobody checks.
Phase 3: The Descent into Madness - where the lines between reality and delusion start to blur
Monday's Sisyphean Struggle is Real: The Documentary - a heartwarming tale of woe and despair