Technique 2: Monday Blues

Also Known as: The Art of Procrastination

On Mondays, when the world outside seems dull and grey, you find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of inaction. But fear not! For today, we'll guide you through the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing, while appearing productive to your coworkers.

Here are the steps:

• Step 1: Open your email. Pretend to work.
• Step 2: Browse YouTube for the next 2 hours.
• Step 3: Create an elaborate to-do list. Prioritize tasks by color.
• Step 4: Take a 15-minute break to grab another coffee.
• Step 5: Re-arrange your desk for better ergonomics.

That's it! Now, go forth and procrastinate with the best of them.

Go on to Technique 3: The Art of Overwhelm