It's that time again, folks. The day of the week where the sun is shining bright but the coffee is still a distant dream. Where your boss is already breathing down your neck, but the laundry's not even done yet.
You know the drill: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday...
But don't worry, friends, for we have just the thing to get you through this dreadful day: Phase 5: The Coffee Breakdown and Phase 6: The Caffeine Crash!
(Or maybe just stick to Phase 1: The Crying-In-Your-Pajamas Phase. We won't judge.)