Monday Exemptions: Exemption 2

The Second Coming of Monday Morning Madness

Welcome, weary soul, to Exemption 2. Here, you may find solace in our carefully crafted list of Monday exemptions.

• Coffee is not a lie. It's a fundamental human right.
• The elevator is broken. Just use the stairs. It's good exercise.
• It's acceptable to wear your pajamas to work. We're a relaxed workplace.