Due to an unforeseen egg-astrophic event, our egg-x-ray machines have been malfunctioning, causing eggs to be a peeling problem.
We're not just talking about any eggs, we're talking about the good stuff. The kind that's been certified 'organic' by the Organic Certification Agency.
Our egg-x-ray machines have been experiencing a rare but severe case of 'Egg-Static' – a phenomenon where the eggs being scanned are, in fact, peeling.
We're working tirelessly to resolve this issue, but in the meantime, we're offering a 10% discount on all peeling eggs.
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