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EGG-XAMINATION PROTOCOL
EGG-XAMINATION PROTOCOL
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EGG-SYSTEM
Our team of highly trained egg experts have developed the Egg-xamination Protocol, a system designed to detect the peeling problem plaguing the nation's eggs. But what exactly is the peeling problem?
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EGG-EXAMINATION PROTOCOL
Our team has developed a series of rigorous tests to detect and measure the peeling problem in eggs. The Egg-xamination Protocol includes:
The Egg-1 test , where eggs are subjected to intense pressure to see if they crack under stress.
The Egg-2 test , where eggs are exposed to extreme temperatures to see if they can withstand the heat.
The Egg-3 test , where eggs are subjected to a series of awkward dance moves to see if they can maintain their structural integrity.
EGG-XAMINATION SUIT
Our team has developed the Egg-xamation Suit, a special lab coat designed to protect our egg experts from the dangers of egg-related injuries.
Featuring:
A built-in egg-catcher, designed to catch any stray eggs that may come flying your way.
A reinforced egg-shell, made from the toughest egg-cellent materials, protecting you from even the most vigorous egg-related activities.
A built-in egg-cam, allowing you to stream your egg-xamination sessions live on social media.