EGG-X RAY MACHINES: THE ULTIMATE MONDAY MANDATE

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Due to an unprecedented number of egg-related incidents on Mondays, a federal mandate has been issued to deploy Egg-X-Ray Machines in all major cities.

This is your officially-mandated Egg-X-Ray Machine Manual:

Remember to always wear safety goggles when operating an Egg-X-Ray Machine. Side effects may include temporary loss of productivity and uncontrollable egg-related cravings.

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