Warning: Handling eggs can be a real challenge, especially on Mondays.
Don't be a statistic: wear gloves when handling eggs.
Avoid using your non-dominant hand, it's a real egg-xtrapolation.
Eggs are a real challenge, even for seasoned professionals.
But with our expert guidance, you'll be cracking like a pro in no time.
Use a paper towel, not your shirt, to wipe your egg-stains.
And for the love of all things egg-related, don't tap your eggs on the counter.
For the truly devoted, our egg-whisperer program is available upon request.
Learn the ancient art of egg-reading, egg-messaging, and egg-fu.
Call us for immediate assistance with your egg-related emergency.
Our team of highly trained egg-technicians are on standby.
Or, just send us a carrier pigeon with a picture of the egg in question.