THE MONDAY MANIFESTO

Article 1: The Mandate of the Monday Morning

By the authority vested in me, I, the Great Mandate Emperor, hereby decree that all shall rise and shine like the radiant sun on this, the most holy of days: Monday.

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Article 2: The Mandate of the Monday Lunch

By the power vested in me, I, the Great Mandate Emperor, hereby decree that all shall partake in the most sacred of rituals: the Monday Lunch.

Article 3: The Mandate of the Monday Afternoon

By the authority vested in me, I, the Great Mandate Emperor, hereby decree that all shall endure the trials and tribulations of the Monday Afternoon.