Article 1: The Mandate of the Monday Morning
By the authority vested in me, I, the Great Mandate Emperor, hereby decree that all shall rise and shine like the radiant sun on this, the most holy of days: Monday.
Learn more about the Weekly Schedule Mandate Understand the Caffeine Intake MandateArticle 2: The Mandate of the Monday Lunch
By the power vested in me, I, the Great Mandate Emperor, hereby decree that all shall partake in the most sacred of rituals: the Monday Lunch.
Article 3: The Mandate of the Monday Afternoon
By the authority vested in me, I, the Great Mandate Emperor, hereby decree that all shall endure the trials and tribulations of the Monday Afternoon.