MANDATORY SOCKS

Monday Morning Mandate 5

Welcome to Monday Morning Mandate 5, where the most important decision of the day is not what to do, but what to wear on your feet!

By law, all citizens of this fine nation are required to don the most ostentatious, neon-colored socks they can find. Failure to comply will result in a fine of 1000 Galactic Credits.

Don't forget, your socks are not just a fashion statement, they are a matter of national security!

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