MONDAY MANDATES PROPHETS

Join us, the most revered and feared prophets of the land, as we guide you through the trials and tribulations of Monday morning.

Our prophetic decrees are not for the faint of heart, but for those who dare to face the abyss of a 9-to-5 existence.

• Prophecies
• The Mandate Manifesto
• Monday Morning Rituals
• Prophecies of Despair