The 4th Commandment of Monday Mornings: The Guy Who Eats All the Donuts
The Guy Who Eats All the Donuts shall be known as the King of Gluttony. He shall be the one who single-handedly keeps the donut industry afloat. His voracious appetite shall be a beacon of hope for bakers everywhere.
Thou shalt not judge the Guy Who Eats All the Donuts for his actions, lest thou dost not understand the gravity of his cravings.
May the Guy Who Eats All the Donuts always be provided with a steady supply of cream, sugar, and sprinkles.
May the Guy Who Eats All the Donuts never be forced to choose between a donut shop and a gym.