MONDAY MANDATES

Because Who Needs a Social Life?

Monday Mandates are the unsung heroes of the productivity world. They're like the secret ingredients in a recipe for success, but nobody talks about them.

Here are some Actual Monday Mandate Examples:

1. Make Your Own Socks (No, Seriously, You Should)
2. Learn to Code in Notepad (It's Like a Real Programming Language, But, You Know, Not Actually)
3. Only Eat Food That is Technically Technically Edible
4. Replace All Entertainment with Productivity Quotations

And don't even get me started on Tuesday Mandates...