MANDATE 2: ACTUAL SCHEDULE
By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Mandate Officer, decree that:
- Monday will now be officially recognized as the day of the week where coffee is mandatory.
- All employees are required to wear their "I'm with Mandate" t-shirts on Fridays.
- The color scheme for the office will now be a strict rotation of neon pink, electric blue, and sunshine yellow.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forfeiting of all snacks in the break room.
- Loss of privileges to use the fancy chair in the corner.
- Forced listening to an endless loop of elevator music.
For more information, see Mandate 1: Actual Schedule or Mandate 3: Actual Schedule.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can Make Your Own Mandate!