MANDATE #4 Actual Schedule
According to our highly scientific and totally not-at-all-arbitrary schedule generator, you are now required to:
- Drink 3 cups of coffee before 9am
- Watch exactly 2 episodes of cat videos
- Attend a meeting with your cat
- Write a 10-page essay on the meaning of the universe
- Take a 15-minute break to contemplate the futility of existence
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
* Loss of sanity
* Increased risk of being eaten by the manatee overlords
* Involuntary commitment to an all-are-pastry-breakfast facility
Actual Schedule Disclaimer: Actual Schedule subject to change without notice. Void where underlined. Actual Schedule not responsible for your lost time or shattered psyche.