THE ULTIMATE SOCK GAME STRONG
On Monday Mandates, we take our sock game very seriously. We've developed an arsenal of advanced sock tactics to take your footwear game to the next level.
But first, you must understand the fundamentals:
- The Sock-to-Shoe Ratio: A delicate balance of 3:1 or 4:1 is crucial for maximum comfort and style.
- Sock Texture: The smoothness of your socks is directly proportional to your social status.
- Heel-to-Toe Alignment: A 3.14 degree angle is the optimal alignment ratio for maximum toe room.
Now that you're equipped with the basics, it's time to take your sock game to the next level with:
The Sock Tournament, where you can compete against other Monday Mandates members for the ultimate sock title.