Afternoon Mandates - Because 3 PM is the New 9 to 5
Welcome to the Afternoon Mandates, where the workday never ends. Because let's face it, 3 PM is the new 9 to 5.
Here are the mandates you need to know:
- Drink another cup of coffee, but only if it's still warm.
- Take a 3-hour lunch, but only if you're eating at a buffet.
- Catch up on social media, but only to post about your productivity.
- Take a power nap in the supply closet, but only for exactly 17 minutes.