Arrival Times
- 8:00 AM - Coffee Machine Activation
- 8:15 AM - Morning Commute Begins
- 9:00 AM - Meeting of the Mondays
Departure Times
- 5:00 PM - End of Workday
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Reservations
- 9:00 PM - Netflix Password Reset
Remember, Mondays are for the birds. Don't forget to wear your favorite "I'm not a morning person" face!
Mandate Exceptions